if you ever feel unlucky just know that one time when I was on a long road-trip I hit a stretch of road that was in the middle of no where with no civilization in sight and I had to pee really fucking bad to the point where I was about to piss myself, so I pulled over on the side of the road to pee in a Mcdonalds cup in my car. Then after driving two minutes down the road after that there was a fucking gas station.